+++ Press Release by Morocco +++

An excerpt of a press conference held by His Majesty Moulay Rachid, Prince-Regent of Morocco, Commander of the Faithful, may God grant him victory:

“Many great pains have impacted our country. Not only the forces of nature have caused unbearable pains to our people. Two american jet fighter pilots have attacked our country, causing deaths and suffering to many. One of them has been captured by our brave soldiers. As the US government has denied that their servicemen were acting under their orders and were, indeed, rogue, he shall be tried under Moroccan law as a terrorist. The court proceedings shall take place today, at 16:00. The expect penalty: A public execution.”

[a pause]

“However, shall any unexpected findings arise, the trial will be postponed accordingly. Alhamdulillah.”

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