++Press Release by Vietnam++

The Socialist Republic of Vietnam increased the amount of troops in the Spratly Islands and has ordered the troops to fight the Chinese and Malaysian troops that unlegitimately occupy the VIETNAMESE Spratly Islands. Vietnam kindly demands the world community to stay out of this situation, since none of the represented countries cares about these beautiful VIETNAMESE islands anyways. Expecting the succesfull deportation of the Chinese and Malaysian troops, Vietnam hereby declares its new status as oil exporters and welcomes negotiations about coming oil exports.

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