+++ Press release of Hungary +++

Hungary is in great despair. The recent uprisings among its population has created grave concern by the Hungarian government. “This is absolutely insane to think that Hungary seeks to become ‘Russian pawns,'” says Gulag Goulash, spokesperson for the Hungary government. “Hungary’s officials have repeatedly raised concern for Russia’s ambitions and how it would impact security of Hungary and the EU!” In light of these demonstrations and riots, Hungary has officially reinforced its state of emergency and will enforce order. “There will be unity and order in Hungary,” states Goulash. “The government is responsible to the people, and will not allow terrorists or foreign countries to see it as a vulnerable target of opportunity! We will seek assistance as needed…”

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