Author: mainmun2017

++Press Release by Turkey++

The Delegation of Turkey calls upon the Islamic Leaque to stay united in this time of crisis. Turkey is sad about the accusations made by Panama and wants to remember the Nation of Panama and everyone else that the purpose of the UN is to contain peace and not to search for war. We hope that the situations will stabilize soon so Panama and Turkey can keep up their good relations.


++Press Release by Australia++

Australia wants to spend all their money which is 200.000.000 USD. Who ever wants to have the money, just apply. It’s split into 10 pieces and each country can have 1/10 of our budget. Just send an individual order to the crisis team. The first 10 candidates will get the money (for free obviously).


Delegation of Australia

++Press Release by Panama++

Honourable delegates of all nations, On behalf of the the Gouvernement of the Republic of Panama I call upon all of you to support Panama in this hard times. After a critical commentary made by the delegation of Panama upon the competition between Mauritania, Saudi Arabia and Turkey in executing homosexuals, a bomb planted by Turkey was found near a busy shopping center in Panama City. Fortunately before having the chance to go off. Such measures may not be tolerated!

Delegation of Panama

++Press Release by Vietnam++

The Socialist Republic of Vietnam increased the amount of troops in the Spratly Islands and has ordered the troops to fight the Chinese and Malaysian troops that unlegitimately occupy the VIETNAMESE Spratly Islands. Vietnam kindly demands the world community to stay out of this situation, since none of the represented countries cares about these beautiful VIETNAMESE islands anyways. Expecting the succesfull deportation of the Chinese and Malaysian troops, Vietnam hereby declares its new status as oil exporters and welcomes negotiations about coming oil exports.

+++ Press release of Hungary +++

Hungary is in great despair. The recent uprisings among its population has created grave concern by the Hungarian government. “This is absolutely insane to think that Hungary seeks to become ‘Russian pawns,'” says Gulag Goulash, spokesperson for the Hungary government. “Hungary’s officials have repeatedly raised concern for Russia’s ambitions and how it would impact security of Hungary and the EU!” In light of these demonstrations and riots, Hungary has officially reinforced its state of emergency and will enforce order. “There will be unity and order in Hungary,” states Goulash. “The government is responsible to the people, and will not allow terrorists or foreign countries to see it as a vulnerable target of opportunity! We will seek assistance as needed…”