The Security Council is debating with the chairs it’s absent delegates relationships! Real drama happening over here…
Unholy alliances in the UNSC after yesterday’s ball – Russia and Dawn? China and UK? The Netherlands and the Chair? United States and Nimrata „Nikki“ Haley? Equatorial Guinea and Kuwait? Who knows…
Rumor has it that the SC also had a very serious minute of silent prayer for all of the press members feeling bullied by the council.
Rumor has it that the delegation of Equatorial Guinea in the SC decided to eat during the silent prayer! Shocking!
Rumor has it that the Security Country is extremely immature and just keeps shouting in sessions. And excluding the press.
Rumor has it that the Security Council is not interested in any articles being published about their work, which is why they excluded the press.
NGOs shocked by UNs inability to deal with the crisis
Facing the difficulties of the United Nations to find solutions for the current conflict, the NGOs DAWN, Amnesty International, Internet Society, Red Cross and Reporters without borders unite to call for help for civilians suffering from the conflict. The 5 NGOs further call for the PBC, OSCE and the SC to intensify their efforts to resolve the ongoing crisis.
Rumor has it, that some delegates in the Security Council want to exclude the public from their discussions.
Rumour has it that the delegat of Côte d’Ivoire from the Security Council offered the United States of America their 12 000 child soldiers for an invasion of North Korea.
Rumour has it that the delegate of Peru in the Security Council is not drinking VOSS water but Russian vodka to get in the mood for tonight’s Delegate Dance!
Unmoderated Caucus for the purpose of opening the door and getting some fresh air in the Securtiy Council – is the situation getting too heated?