Press release – USA

Consensus voting is a big waste of time! OSCE totally disfunktional! SAD!


Rumor has it that in ECOSOC South Africa is the king of sacrasm: he commented on Russia deploying 5 carriers in the Baltic Sea, commenting on it with a Martin Luther King Jr. quote: “Our lives begin to end the moment we become silent about the things that matter. Here Russia, you are silent.”

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Press release – Estonia

Estonia is very sorry to inform the public that we are overpowered.
Due to the slow response of the UN forces and no response from NATO we are unable to mobilise a viable army. In order to prevent excessive loss of life the government of Estonia surrenders and begs for a peaceful integration by Russian Federation.