Rumour has it that as soon as their delegates are out of the room, the NGO coordinators (or “chairs”, as they style themselves”) crack open a cold one with the boys… PROST!
We have been informed that an underage member of the conference, namely our mascot Boutros Schnabi, has been caught consuming alcoholic beverages. This type of behaviour violates German law and will not be tolerated. If Boutros approaches you and asks you for a drink, DO NOT GIVE HIM ONE. No matter how fluffy and cute he is! He is just a child (with a tendency towards alcoholism), and we need to work together to protect him.